I said I’d start making posters of the awful stuff I say. And I followed through.

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I know, I have WAY too much fun with the French swearing. XD

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Customer: “I’d like to know more about your creative process. What is it?”
Me: “Um, a whiskey fueled spiral into a manic depressive episode…Or you just tell me what you want and I do it. Either one really.”

Courage à tous mes amis français. Je suis de tout coeur avec vous.

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SMAFO

A recent find. The artist in me enjoys their unique style, and the uber-nerd in me enjoys their chosen subject matter.

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Do you think having a dream journal is too “mainstream”? Why not keep a nightmare journal? Perfect to record your worst anxieties manifested as vivid hallucinations during your slumber!

Have an extra horrifying life/psyche? Of course you do, we all do. It’s perfect for all those pesky over/under medicated waking moments as well!

Therapists, recommend it to your patients!

Watch People in Other Industries React Hilariously to Being Asked for Free Spec Work Advertising, we have a problem By Tim Nudd

You wouldn’t work for free, or even for some possible money in the future. Don’t expect your designer to either.

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I got bored at lunch today. So, this ended up happening. Now my friends! Go forth! And be like that fucking unicorn!

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24 Obscenely Awesome Products To Decorate Your Space

Buzzfeed.com fucking awesome ways to decoraten your space

All the adults lied to me growing up. Swearing did make me popular and cool.

Toki & Loki. The Metalocalypse has begun!

Me and my spirit animal/bestie, Erin. Happy Halloween Everyone.